Stealing a automotive is a shitty factor to do, which an on-the-run suspected automotive thief in Wisconsin discovered the exhausting approach after a golfer trapped them in an over-turned port-a-potty final week.
A stolen SUV hit a number of different vehicles earlier than crashing right into a guardrail in Glendale, Wisconsin, WISN experiences. Following the crash, video confirmed 4 individuals exit the automobile and flee, with two of them crossing Interstate 43 onto the Lincoln Park Golf Course. While one in all them bumped into the woods, the opposite determined the very best factor to do was conceal out in a port-a-potty on the course. And it may need labored if not for the actions of 1 golfer who determined to easily tip the port-a-potty over, trapping him inside.
Ilissa Boland was taking part in the course on the time of the crash and instructed WISN her good friend Adam was the one to push over the port-a-potty with the suspect nonetheless inside. “Adam said it was really smelly, and he could hear the sloshing. So I could just imagine the stench,” Boland stated. And whereas she didn’t seize Adam’s daring transfer, she did begin filming in time to catch officers arriving on the scene to arrest the suspect who quickly emerged from the port-a-potty and surrendered with out a struggle.
We need to think about that in the event you’ve simply been trapped in an overturned port-a-john, even probably the most hardened felony wouldn’t have a lot struggle left in them by the point you’re lastly freed out of your human waste slurry-filled jail. In truth, jail would possibly really really feel like an improve over staying in there any longer. At the very least, jail would provide the likelihood to bathe off. Unfortunately for the cops who arrested him, although, it doesn’t seem they have been capable of even hose him off earlier than placing him within the patrol automotive. If they made it to the station with out vomiting, they’ve stronger stomachs than we do.
The precise sufferer right here, although, is the kid who Boland stated was headed over to make use of the bathroom when the suspect ran inside. Hopefully, they didn’t have to carry it for too lengthy earlier than discovering one other place to go. “It was a fantastic opportunity to be in the right place at the right time. Even if it was a crappy situation for the kid,” Boland instructed WISN.